The Outlaws (that’s what mom calls dad’s family) are coming this weekend. They live 5 hours away and they don’t give much notice when they come to visit. We just found out that they will be here Friday nite. Hssssss Hssssss
Mom calls them control freaks, dad tells her just to ignore them.
They are planning a birthday party for my dad’s 40 year old brother (he lives over east – 5 hours away too). Yet the party is at our house. Nobody asked mom or dad if it was o.k. Mom and Dad are very bitter. Sounds like 50 people will be here. I am going to hide under the bed in the backroom, my room. Sometimes mom tells me I might have to share my room, then I move to mom and dad’s room.
Lots of places to hide there from the evil children.
Sometimes they stay at our house, sometimes they stay at the human kondo (Hotel); that is what is preferred by mom and dad.
When they come they take over. Mom tries to stay away. Dad gets drunk so he doesn’t have to deal with them.
They raise terror at our house.
They don't believe in watching TV; they turn the TV off, mom turns it back on out of spite.
I have tried to bite grandma human. She stays outside most of the time. She don’t trust me anymore.
Now if I could only get the rest of the family to stay away.
Biting them is the solution.
Hsss Hsss
Growlllll Growwlll
Pounce
Bite
Oh blood, oh gosh I am so sorry
WINSTON'S LAW
MEMORIAL DAY
4 years ago
The Outlaws are not very nice. If I were you I'd definitely try biting everyone else so they stay away like human grandma. Your parents should be nominated for sainthood for puttin up with them!
ReplyDeleteMom keeps saying they won't be on this earth forever. I wonder where she thinks they are going?
ReplyDeleteBiting is always an excellent solution to the antics of troublesome apes. Keep those fangs sharp Winston.
ReplyDeleteWhicky Wuudler