My true given name: Jasper’s Winston Cup.
The mixture of it all came to being because my biological dad’s name is Jasper and then because my forever mom and dad love NASCAR and at the time it was the Winston Cup Series.
Nickname: Winston
Other Names that I hear to get my attention (alias):
Winston Cup
Butt Head
Fart Blossom (who me? Fart? I really tink it was dad)
Baby
Big Foot
Little One
Dumb Ass
Spikey (cuz of my short tail – I tink)
How my humans expect me to remember and respond to all these darn names is beyond me.
They are lucky when I respond to “Winston”, which I usually ignore.
What gets my attention the quickest? Hmmm let me see
#1 Dad laying down and on floor when he gets home from work and its after his dinner. He will yell “Winston, it’s time”. Then I know itz time for belly rubs. The long session.
After belly rub session, I like to rub back and forth in front of dad’s face and spike his nose wit my stubby tail.
#2 Mom opening a can of Tuna. Yeah its #TunaTuesday
Time to go eat
The Sunday Funny - Bed Map
5 years ago
We have lots of nicknames too...but still we only respond when we want to...names don't mean a thing to us...
ReplyDeleteI have lots of names too, it's hard to keep up.
ReplyDeleteI have a lot of nicknames. I usually answer to just about everything but kitty. I hate to be called kitty.
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